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DUTERTE GINAWANG JOKE SI MAR ROXAS ‘Paggising ko, may salamin tapos naka-ganon si Roxas, tumatawa’

When he finally emerged from an unexplained five-day hibernation, President Rodrigo Duterte was naturally bombard with questions on what he did or where he went while he went out of public sight.

When he sensed the reporters were stil anxious to get more from him, Duterte came up with this tall tale in which he cited his rival, former Interior Secretary Mar Roxas, as a punch line.

“Or another reason, pumunta ako ng punerarya. Pagdating ko, sige siya iyak tapos sabi ko i-arrange na lang niyo ‘yung funeral services, nagpaiwan ako sa morgue. Nakatulog ako. Totoo. Dala ko isang escort lang eh,” he said.

“Paggising ko, I was horrified. Akala ko nasa MRI ako. It’s a very closed chamber. Hindi ka maka – hindi ka makakamot ng ano kasi — akala ko sa MRI ako. Then little did I realize na ‘yung taga-punerarya, nagkamali. Ako ‘yung nilagay sa kabaong. Paggising ko, may salamin sa harap ko tapos naka-ganon si Roxas, tumatawa. Sigaw ako ng sigaw. ‘Yan ang gusto ninyo?” he added.



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